OH DEAR FOLLOWERS I HAVEN’T FORGOTTEN ABOUT YOU
I’M JUST TOO EXCITED ABOUT SEEING BOURNE TOMORROW TO BE FILLING TUMBLR WITH JEREMY RENNER
PLEASE FORGIVE ME AND ALSO PLEASE MASTURBATE TO JEREMY
Today’s note to Jeremy.
Fuck your fucking face you fuck. I have so many hormones right now. Why are you doing this. I can’t wait til the fucking premiere of fucking Bourne. I will fuck your shit up so hard during that movie.
Also I love Rachel, but I’m kind of sad to see her without Brendan Frasier. They’re like a perfect match.
JEREMY YOU FUCKER STOP EXISTING

Dear Jeremy Renner:
You either have to marry me, or Scarlett. Pick one. I would just like to add that my breasts are like three times her size. I also have red hair. But really I will be happy with either choice I swear. Just……..now. Get yourself off the market and start making babies.
Oh help me, this shouldn’t be as funny as it’s meant to be.
I present this to anon who requested butts! Ding sparkle sparkle!
“There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.”






