Fuck your fucking face you fuck. I have so many hormones right now. Why are you doing this. I can’t wait til the fucking premiere of fucking Bourne. I will fuck your shit up so hard during that movie.
Also I love Rachel, but I’m kind of sad to see her without Brendan Frasier. They’re like a perfect match.
JEREMY YOU FUCKER STOP EXISTING
For some reason I just fucking love when Jeremy acts childish. I typically don’t like childish men but oh god he’s so cute. oh god. so cute. why jeremy why
Me:i went to go watch ted, no big deal
first time i’d been in the theatre to NOT watch avengers (I was slightly ashamed of myself but hey ten times?)
anyway the point of the story is I was sitting there all regular and normal and then I forgot about the preview of the Bourne movie and I saw Jeremy’s face and I squealed. SQUEALED and then every time they showed him in the preview I was making these animalistic horrible x rated noises and shoving popcorn in my mouth like a crackwhore and it was all involuntary and I cannot wait for this movie my god what have you done jeremy